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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Too funny! How did you score, haha?

During a visit to a mental institution the visitor asked the Director:

How do you determine whether or not a patient should be

institutionalized?'

Well ,said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a

teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask

him or her to empty the bathtub.'

Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.

A normal person would use the bucket

because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?'